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"You've Got Porn" (based on the episode, "Kill Switch")
FBI Headquarters
October 13
11:21pm
Mulder navigates the maze that is the Internet... | ...researching the paranormal. |
When Scully enters with a CD-ROM in hand. SCULLY: Mulder-- MULDER: Don't you knock? SCULLY: Are you looking for porn again? MULDER: What do you want? SCULLY: There was a shoot out at a local diner 45 minutes ago. MULDER: How many Hong Kong action extras were killed? SCULLY: None, but there was this CD-ROM-- MULDER: With porn? |
TLG Headquarters
October 14
12:40am
Unable to find porn on the CD, Mulder and Scully take it to The Lone Gunmen, who don't find porn, but an e-mail from Invisigoth. | Tracking down Invisigoth, Mulder and Scully discover the CD contains a program that will destroy a White Trash AI, an AI which can destroy the on-line porn industry by making sure a person can only get nude photos of family members. |
Gaithersburg, Maryland
October 14
2:12am
With a personal stake in stopping the AI, Mulder, being the really stupid agent he is, decides to seek out the AI alone. Back at TLG HQ... | ...Scully, Invisigoth and The Lone Gunmen decide to do their own "research." |
And big surprise, Mulder ends up strapped into some odd S&M/VR contraption. |
In the VR World
Mulder finds himself in a hospital bed being attended to by a very voluptuous nurse from Castle Anthrax. | She reveals to Mulder the consequences of not cooperating and not revealing the location of the CD. MULDER: Oh my God! You cut off Mr. Happy! You bastards! NURSE: And both your arms. MULDER: Poor Mr .Happy. He didn't hurt anyone. |
Out of no where comes a VR Scully, who's there to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Too bad for the nurses she's out of bubble gum. |
In the Real World
Scully and Invisigoth, rested from their tryst, track the White Trash AI's trailer and set out to save Mulder's ass. | In the trailer, Scully frees Mulder while Invisigoth uses the CD to destroy the White Trash AI. Unfortunately, the program causes the AI to self-destruct... |
...but not before Mulder and Scully get out. In his dazed state, Mulder can't our run Scully and her little legs so he get's hit by a flying tire. |
FBI Headquarters
October 15
11:38am
Mulder decides to partake in some much deserved Internet research, having taken credit for saving the world's on-line porn industry from Scully. | Or did they save it? |