South Park Meets X-Files

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X-Park: South Park Collides With X-Files

X-Park

"Scully Gets An Anal Probe" (very loosely based on the abduction of Dana Scully)

South Park, Colorado
November 21
11:38pm

Duane Mulder's rxn

Duane Barry tells Mulder that "they" took Agent Scully. Mulder is shocked by the information.

On the alien space craft...

The probe

Scully undergoes certain "tests."

Washington D.C.
Lakeshore Apartments
November 22
6:15am

X's Door

Looking for information about the whereabouts of Agent Scully, Agent Mulder goes to a trusty source. An angry X answers the door. Mulder asks where Scully is, but X has no idea what Mulder is talking about. X scolds Mulder for contacting him while he is in the process of getting his sweet love. The persistent Mulder continues to ask about Scully, and X tells him to go talk to Skinner.

FBI Headquarters
7:05am

Skinner's Office Skinner

Mulder kicks the door into Skinner's Office open... ... surprising the "busy" director.

Skinner's Confrontation

Mulder demands to know the location of Agent Scully, but Skinner tells Mulder that he is not at liberty to say. Mulder hurls several profanities at Skinner, before asking if the Cancer Man is behind everything. Skinner reiterates the fact that he can't disclose any information, so Mulder decides that he will tell everyone about "the bald asshole's" little fetish.

CSM CSM

Mulder confronts the Cigarette Smoking Man and asks where Scully is and if she's alive. The CSM ensures Mulder that Scully is quite alright. Mulder, tired of playing games, holds the CSM at gunpoint, who tells Mulder that "this is not the first time he's had a gun pointed at him." Mulder tells the "wrinkled sack of cancer" to shut up and to bring back Scully. The CSM reveals Scully will be returned in South Park the next day. Mulder thanks the CSM for the information then blows his brains out.

South Park, Colorado
12:00pm

Scully's Return Samantha?

Mulder returns to South Park and discovers a battered Agent Scully. He asks her how she is, and she tells him that she had the oddest dream, in which some aliens conducted "tests" on her and Scott Baio gave her pink eye. Before she can finish her story, Mulder starts to walk off. She asks him where he is going, but he does not answer. Mulder chases after the aliens who look like they are returning to their spaceship with Samantha Mulder.

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Duane Barry tells Mulder that "they" took Agent Scully.	Mulder is shocked by the information.


Looking for information about the whereabouts of Agent Scully, Agent Mulder goes to a trusty source.	An angry X answers the door. Mulder asks where Scully is, but X has no idea what Mulder is talking about. X scolds Mulder for contacting him while he is in the process of getting his sweet love. The persistent Mulder continues to ask about Scully, and X tells him to go talk to Skinner.


Mulder kicks the door into Skinner's Office open...	... surprising the "busy" director.


Mulder returns to South Park and discovers a battered Agent Scully. He asks her how she is, and she tells him that she had the oddest dream, in which some aliens conducted "tests" on her and Scott Baio gave her pink eye. Before she can finish her story, Mulder starts to walk off. She asks him where he is going, but he does not answer.	Mulder chases after the aliens who look like they are returning to their spaceship with Samantha Mulder.