Greetings and salutations! Welcome to my Seinfeld page. I was going to put a summary about the show, but that would get very messy. Besides, if you don't know anything about the show by now, then you really shouldn't try to learn about it. Yeah, it's too late for you. Just give up. Throw in the towel. Throw yourself off a building. Now that that's taken care off, those of you who know about Seinfeld, read on and enjoy!

Transcripts and photos from the final four episodes of Seinfeld for you to read over and over again to satisfy your cravings.

THE FROGGER: Mr. Peterman can't have his cake and let Elaine eat it too. George relives his youth by purchasing a Frogger aracde game. Kramer gets some police tape, and Jerry tries to break up with a sentence finisher. Special appearance by The Lopper.
THE MAID: Jerry gets in a mess when he dates his maid. George struggles with nickname trouble while Kramer deals with a downtown girlfriend. Elaine tries to cope with getting a new area code and the death of Gammy. Newman dies.
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY: Jerry gets teed off at a Maroon Golf. Elaine leads a rag-tag crew of people under a bleacher. George deals with a laser pointer, and Kramer feels the burn as he sets a Puerto Rican flag on fire.
THE FINALE: NBC...LA...plane crashes...trial of the century...jail...sodomy...Sartre.