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If you're here, there's a damn good chance you already know everything about "Homicide: Life on the Street." If you stumbled into here with a hankering to find out more about this quality program (depending on who you ask and what the last episode they saw was), then you best skip to the bottom of this page and follow some of the provided links.

Anyhoo, back to the business at hand. Now, you're a H:LOTS fan who's been exposed to the shows of seasons' past, whether it be from the NBC days or the current CourtTV days, and you've seen the first batch of episodes this season. Undoubtedly, you're saying to yourself, "Self, the hell is this? Should I notify the local authorities about the possible murder of my favorite show? Should I damn Fontana, the pumpkinheaded jack-ass, and his family?" Sure, why not. When you're done with that, enjoy some Homicidal Crossovers.

HOMICIDAL CROSSOVERS
With TPTB trying to make Homicide more "viewer friendly" and "trendy," fans are left to speculate what will be done next to boost ratings. That's where Homicidal Crossovers come into play. By accurately predicting the next step of TPTB, fans will be better prepared for the changes, both positive and negative.

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PEMBLETON: Okay, Officer Barbrady says our victim is a 8 year old Kenny McCormick.
BAYLISS: Look at him, Frank. His small hands, so tiny. Like Adena Watson.
PEMBLETON: Please God, not again.

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Kellerman arrests Ally McBeal for not eating enough. Will he read her her rights? We can only hope.

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Tim Bayliss fills in for PBS' Slim Goodbody.


Mystery Science Theater 3000's Crow and Servo make a guest appearance on Homicide.

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Now you can re-live your favorite Homicide: Life on the Street moments with Homicide: Life on the Street action figures! Match wits with Baltimore's wiliest criminals in The Box, get into your favorite Lewis vehicular mishap, or act out your favorite slash fiction stories. Other Homicide: Life on the Street action figures and The Box playset sold separately. Homicide: Life on the Street white Cavalier available Winter '99.

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LINKS
Homicide: Links on the Sites All the Homicde links you could want. If it's not listed here, it probably doesn't exist.
H:LOTS Episode Guide by Dennis Kytasaari
NBC's Official H:LOTS site Features the on-line H:LOTS game following the Second Shift.
Jim King's "Homicide" Board Web Site Everything and every name on the Board.